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It's Official – 'Watchmen' to be Remade for 2012

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A friend in the business sent me this framegrab from a Warner Brother’s Press Release site, (click on the image for larger version), – looks like it accidentally went live a week early.

As to the content…well…I’m not surprised.

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UPDATE: Our 40 minute podcast analysis on the failure of ‘Watchmen’ is now online.

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Additional ‘Watchmen’ posts on TFT:

What Watchmen Creators Zack Snyder and David Hayter Could Have Learned From Peter Weir

The Film Talk » The Film Talk – Part 52 – Watchmen

The Film Talk » ‘Watchmen’ Re-visited

The Film Talk » Just Back from ‘Watchmen’ – The Theatre was Empty

The Film Talk » A Modest Proposal: Watchmen Should Never Be

The Film Talk » An Experiment in (not) Reading a Film

The Film Talk » The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

26 Responses to “It's Official – 'Watchmen' to be Remade for 2012”

  1. Tom says:

    Ah – that's just utterly ridiculous!!

    What's next? Let's remake 2001 so that it'll appeal to the pre-teen market, and while we're at it let's do the Godfather with a teenaged cast – call it High School Musical 4: Beyond Graduation.

  2. Jett Loe says:

    Ahh…come on, am sure Josh will make a great Doc Manhattan! ;)

  3. Yeah right. That is a joke. “feel good Watchmen just the ticket”, “even Alan Moore .. will have a smile on his face.”

    I don't believe a word of it. :p

  4. Jett Loe says:

    hmm….not so sure, could be real.

  5. kiley says:

    i'm so stoked about THIS remake at least! i mean, edward AND the jonas brothers! cant it BE more perfect???

  6. Jett Loe says:

    Maybe one of the middle-Jonas can be Rorschach.

  7. kiley says:

    The only thing better will be “Watchmen: The Broadway Experience,” which is rumored to star hugh jackman as Manhattan

  8. Gareth Higgins says:

    Idea for Thoughtful 'Watchmen' Remake

    The Scene: Switzerland, 1923

    The Venue: An old creaky church, in which three piece be-suited nerdy men gather to discuss the danger they face

    The Plot: Who is Killing the Great Horologists of Europe?

    The Saviours: The nerdy men band together, for it is only they can save themselves. They are thoughtful men, with different skills – some work on the big hand, some on the small, some on the windup mechanism; but in order to maintain group cohesion, the team needs a name. They are … the Watchmen.

  9. Jett Loe says:

    I would see that film.

    I also want see 'Watchmen' as enacted by grade-schoolers who've only ever seen the trailers for 'Watchmen' –

    actually – you know that 'Star Wars' vids that made the round a few weeks ago = the friend who had never seen Star Wars and then described it from the bits and pieces she'd picked up over the years? I wanna see one of those for Watchmen.

  10. chrisError says:

    its a fake. I would 100% of believed it but the joke is taken too far with the mention of the Jonas Brothers. I garantue it.

    Chris

  11. Jett Loe says:

    yes, am sure it's tongue in cheek chrisError – i would argue that the 'jonas brothers' bit was inserted so that people wouldn't take it seriously :)

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  15. pirywwsm says:

    pirywwsm…

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  17. Please, it's such an obvious fake.

  18. Jett Loe says:

    of course :) hence the Jonas Bros. etc!

  19. Coyote says:

    This post is a practical joke of twisted genius; the only way it could have been funnier is if they'd cast Jason Mewes as Rorschach.

  20. Marilyn says:

    This has GOT to be fake.

  21. Jett Loe says:

    You're right Marilyn, am sure they'll wait at least till 2013 for the 'reboot'! ;)

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