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Three Terminator Haikus

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terminator1 Three Terminator Haikus

A Depressing Haiku about ‘Terminator: Salvation’

The age of machines

Has already begun, right?

Skynet’s in your house.

An Amusing Haiku about ‘Terminator: Salvation’

McG is the name

Of the Director.  Makes him

Sound like an android.


A Serious Haiku about ‘Terminator: Salvation’

Robots kill people.

People kill back. But don’t ask

Why we like to watch.

5 Responses to “Three Terminator Haikus”

  1. Eric says:

    After watching Terminator Salvation Thursday I'm convinced that McG really is an android. There's no other explanation for the complete and utter absence of humanity. T2 is a pop-art masterpiece. 'Terminator Salvation is pop-cancer.

  2. Eric says:

    After watching Terminator Salvation Thursday I'm convinced that McG really is an android. There's no other explanation for the complete and utter absence of humanity. T2 is a pop-art masterpiece. 'Terminator Salvation is pop-cancer.

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